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Interview with Giantphang Obrhgror'rts'r

Interview held on Niiman, day 22 of the month Olaesta in the year 5110


1: What is your name (required) and training level (not essential)

Hello mister everybody. Mine name are Giantphang Obrhgror'rts'r...ya can calling me Phang though. Mine last name mean Strongboy in trollish. You ever been fiting trolls an them yell at you? Me can speaking their language! This are Mel. Mel the warfly!"

Giantphang shows you a very dead-looking fly.

You see a large fly, which looks to have been dead for quite some time. Its wings are tattered and torn, and it resembles an old raisin. It has been stuffed into a tiny veniom-bound mithril war mask and a tiny suit of plate armor that has been etched with the letters, "MEL". Old Mel looks pretty ferocious for a dead fly. However, dead flies are sometimes known to be less than intimidating. Giantphang waves his dead-looking fly around.

Me an Mel been huntin' together forever it seem like. We went to see trainer 'bout seventy time...but then somehow fergetted everything us learned an started has seen trainer 43 time.

2: How long have you wandered the lands?

Em...think it were 'bout 17 year ago when first maked it to landing an' got away from momma. Just finded mine way back to landing after long trip...mayhap six year gone? Nice for still see familiar misters faces around!.

3: What hunting style do you opt for? an Mel is very stylish! Me gots big two handed weapons what me uses for splatting things... an Mel can splat mister monsters wif hims bare um...whatever warflies gots...not can tell, too small for see... not think them gots hands. Not knows..

4: What percentage of your time do you spend hunting? How do you spend your other time?.

Em...not are so good at math. Mayhap half time is splatting mister monsters...used to spend ton lot time trying for find mister Merchants an things...were usually purdy good at dat. Like to spend time around town talking to misters, making sure mister Vantos not tries for eat Mel...because Mel is not for eating.

5: What is and/or was your most enjoyable hunting area and why?

Always like hunting in haunted castle by landing. Roa'terworms, clickamans, an' troll king sometimes if me gots magick on!

6: What do you enjoy most about your time in the lands?

All the misters me did meet. Not hasto worry 'bout momma ever coming for find me...just gots to stay away from elf land.

7: Is there anyone within the lands that you admire? (Any profession) Who and why?

Mister Geoff were mine fiter mentor. Not has seen him since come back yet...but misters tell me him are still around!

8: What has been your best moment in the lands so far? many funtimes! Like the time in 5099 me winned third place in songin' contest on that Dhu first time swinged mine old um...first time to get on list for tenth twentieth time too!.

9: What has been your worst moment in the lands so far?

Worst moment were when me finded pappy after momma had getted him. Not wants for talk about that though.

10: What advice would you give to a new warrior?

Make ton lot friends...a mister what will fight at your side are more powerful than any armor or claidhmore! That why me an Mel are such good fiters!

11: If you had to do it all again, knowing what you now know, would you do anything differently?

Not can think so...mayhap not would selling all mine things afore does miss mine old charging coin hand... an troll magick mana sword, an...

12: Is there anything you want to add to this interview?

One time a mister writed artical 'bout mine life in Elanthian Times newpaperbook. You can finding it here. Him called it a biographery. Not knows what it means...but seems interesting.

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